we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
