Your dad touched me again.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
No more Irish car bombs ever.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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