we have officially lost it.
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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