so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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