we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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