and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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