How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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