Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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