What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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