she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I skipped work to stalk him.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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