Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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