Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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