Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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