Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Dear god my vagina.
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