using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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