butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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