Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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