I think i peed on brittanys purse
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
His nipple licking is glorious
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