i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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