I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
