i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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