Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Farmville is her only friend.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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