Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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