Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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