The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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