Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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