Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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