im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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