Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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