There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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