oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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