a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Do you still have your period?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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