Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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