Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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