your thong is hanging out like whoa
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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