yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
