best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
BRING THE BAGELS
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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