Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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