I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
