You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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