Don't you send me to vm
You're so nebulous sometimes
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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