In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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