Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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