I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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