Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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