sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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