2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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