It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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