1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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