were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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