making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize