yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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