you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
this boner is exhausting
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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