Soap is not a condiment
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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