So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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