Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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