Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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